What was the Dane Cook joke about [email protected] or something like that?

It was on ISolated INcident last night, but I can’t quite recall the correct quotes…

3 Answers

  1. [email protected] wrote this to Dane Cook:

    “Dane,

    Both of your parents got cancer and died to get away from your shitty comedy.”

    Then, Dane Cook got another letter from [email protected] two weeks before ISolated INsident. It said:

    “Dane,

    I was drinking, out of work, and depressed when I wrote you that letter a couple of years ago. I am myself dealing with my father dieing of a brain tumor. I respect and understand you now.”

    Dane writes back to [email protected] saying this:

    “Anonymous,

    Your father got a brain tumor because he was tired of thinking about his drunk jobless spineless ******** of a son. I win.”

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    What was the Dane Cook joke about [email protected] or something like that?

    It was on ISolated INcident last night, but I can’t quite recall the correct quotes…

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