I made Jesus shaped pancakes but I burnt them. Am I going to hell?

No. God sent his only son down to earth in the form of a Jesus shaped man to be tortured and murdered for ours sins. I think that burning an image of Jesus made of pancakes will NOT guarantee you a place in hell…. that is, if you believe God is a kind and benevolent despot.

You would need to do something a lot worse than that to earn yourself a spot in hell…. like burning an American flag, or something.
Jesus Pancake
What would a Jesus shaped pancake look like? Are you sure it wasn’t Mary?
Well technically no one knows how Jebus was, then you burn a jewish kind face.

But you will go if you put laxative in the pankakes.

ell I am not suesting anything, but if you like… I wouldn´t mind if you use that idea.

You an call them a treat to purge the sins.
…. well the first sign of the fact that your crazy is you made pancakes in the shape of jesus and second who burns pancakes seriously?
Yes
Yes. A one-way ticket, straight into the flames. Lucifer himself will arrive at your doorstep in a few hours, in a fiery chariot, to drag you down there himself.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
I don’t think so. jesus won’t send you to hell just for this small sin. He’s so kindfull and he loves you:-)
Yep, do not pass go and do not collect $200.