Any one know of Dirty/Funny Text message forwards??

Im not gunna lie, I Love dirty or funny text message forwards!!!

=]

Do you have any good ones?!?!?

Thanks!

ANY ONE PLEASE?!?!?!?!

5 Answers

  1. ummm,,,

    “If you woke up and I was in your bed would u

    A: scream

    B:Laugh

    C:Kiss me

    D:fu ck me

    E:hit me

    F:Go back to sleep”

    I know more, i just gotta find them

    ok…found them

    “He came 2 me one night,…explored my body…licked, suckd, swallowed and had his fill…when satisfied he left…I hurt….F*ckn mosquito”

    Send this to somebody you hate, love, wanna f*ck, wanna kill, wanna kiss, your best friend or you worst enemy

    the only thing is, why did u get this?

    What are the 3 wonders of women? The produce mail without grazing, bleed for 7 days without dying and bury a bone deeper than a dog without getting the nose wet.

    What’s whute and sticky and found on a bathroom wall…

    George Micheals latest release

    What’s long, slender and green and smells like Miss Piggy?

    Kermit’s finger

    Why is air a lot like sex?

    bcuz its no big deal unless your not getting any

    Three drunks sitting at a bar discussing who was the most drunk drunk the previous day……

    1st drunk says ‘ i was so drunk last night i went home and blew chunks’

    2nd drunk says ‘ Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night, i drove home, crashed into a tree, kicked my front door down and woke up in the garden’

    3rd drunk says ‘ Thats nothing! I was so drunk last night, I stole a police car, drove it into my house, threw the TV out of the window and wet the bed’

    The 1st drunk says ‘ I dont think you understood me…..Chunks is my dog’

    What’s the definition of disgusting…

    stuffing 12 oysters up your gma’s pussy and sucking out 13

    I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    how do u breathe thru that thing

    What are 3 words u never want to hear while f*ckn?

    honey I’m home

    What do u get when u cross ESP and PMS?

    a ***** who knows eveything

    Man marries deaf girl. He says we must work out a code if I want sex I will stroke your left breast. u reply by pulling my penis once for yes or 50 times for no

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    Any one know of Dirty/Funny Text message forwards??

    Im not gunna lie, I Love dirty or funny text message forwards!!!

    =]

    Do you have any good ones?!?!?

    Thanks!

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